Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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