the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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