Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
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