Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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