If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
