He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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