Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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