I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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