i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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