I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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