Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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