She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
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