Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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