I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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