Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I think pants incapable of making pants work
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
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