If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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