Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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