You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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