I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
