im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize