you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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