This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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