Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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