Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I had to cum in my sink.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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