i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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