Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Boobs are out for the taking
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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