Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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