Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
id be glad to
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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