Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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