trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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