Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Girls should come with a carfax report
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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