is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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