So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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