yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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