i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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