I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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