nut hugger
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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