I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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