he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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