You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
