I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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