Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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