who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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