Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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