You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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