Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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