lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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