Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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