Your dad touched me again.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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