I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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