Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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