belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
