just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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