BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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