I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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